fancymega

as my grandfather used to say, pizza, pizza

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“Free thinkers” when their aunty says Thanksgiving dinner is ready

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Bye

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I've found myself on ED Twitter and Stan Twitter and I hate this app so much. Might just post all my dumb drafts and call it

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@rengrott

[Club Chalamet 💫 @ClubChalamet]

Timothée Chalamet will never have a mugshot because he's a good boy. He's not a troublemaker, he doesn't host violence nor is he a menace to society. That's why his good name helps deflect attention away for other people. Expect a huge uptick in headlines using his name. 🚨

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@earlygirl__ Beautiful!

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@rengrott You're not allowed to have stone fruit but go off I guess

[jean paul shartre @_holterman]

you’re laughing … instagram is now just QVC on your phone and you’re laughing …

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Got called an acegot at Starbucks again

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@helpimnotwitty Needed this, thank you

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@amypostoffice They're actually not lol
So if you murder someone and want to get it off your chest, there's a guy for that

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@zoloisthemotto The version you get to see in imax 70mm

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@rengrott Did you see them in LA

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@claythemills Really flexing your arm with that grip. It's not gonna run away from you buddy!

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@DeschanelBroey Having to do away with all my values and morals because I want to queen out with them!

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@rengrott Which ones? Show me to me please

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@onatanata I need to know everyone who's ever had a crush on me asap!

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@pregnantcop Just be casual about it Asher. You hear 👂🫷then you slowly turn your head in their direction (don't make eye contact right away; let your eyes linger on what you were looking at beforehand). Then once you're looking in their direction, raise your eyebrows to be like, "Yeah?"

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Another Mega original. The best cog in the wheel is at it again. Be nice to me and you might get to hand out pamphlets at the premiere with me <3

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Chris Evans, Anya Taylor-Joy, Salma Hayek and Brendan Fraser have been cast in Romain Gavras’ ‘SACRIFICE’

The film follows a failing movie star who tries to get back into the spotlight at a charity gala but gets upstaged & kidnapped by radical warriors.

(Source: Deadline)

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@claythemills First grade twitter be like

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@pregnantcop It's a beautiful coincidence, nothing to come up with "theories" about. Sciencecels 🙄