scatmomma54

how do i work the internets LOL 🤣

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

logan paul filming in the japanese forest was payback for pearl harbor

[Nas 🇨🇲🇰🇪 @hyeinergy]

when he calls me mid sext and finds me frying plantains

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

@MozzarellaBalt0 @iCherDev @MozzarellaBalt0 and damn popeyes i cant 😭

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

and then he rolled over and said “wash my belly woman”

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

@hunterpilled gimp

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

who shoots cum the fastest? sheldon lee cooper.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I twerk therefore I am. #PeanutButter

[cole @tiredpillbug]

when ur a grown ass man but u genuinely got a fat ass butt

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

@iCherDev running her mcdonald’s like the navy, probably.

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

girl really just came up to me and asked for “sour cream and union dip” and i had to remind her this is lincoln’s america 😭😭😭

[micher @XavierBasedFan]

how it feels to go to work as a closeted queer person

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

i have a theory that being from northern virginia creates machiavellian tendencies

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

@skinnychihiro this would be my opinion if i was 42 and worked at home depot, but luckily i have taste.

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

“you can come but you can’t bring—“ let me stop you there. if the inflated furry can’t come, then i’m not coming either.

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

i bet in agartha they watch inflated furry content and thats why their minds are pure

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

i just peed my pants in dunkin donuts #dicksoutforharambe

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

“no we cant buy circus peanuts from walmart” ok so just say you hate gay people

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

peter thiel roleplay at my house tomorrow at 5pm. byob, snacks will be provided.

[scatmomma54 @megaluckysnake]

spiritually i am little gay monkey in the apple store, and no i’m not ashamed to admit it.