Megan🔆

go bulls baby

[helen @helen]

If i eated soap. I dont eat it because i did. No i didnt ❤️

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

i fundamentally don’t believe i should have to see men’s toes

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Get me to god's country.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Asking my nail artist to draw flowers on my nails. for spring

[kay @divamcrae_]

like i’m still not over how insane this move was

[The Soverign Netizen @Ringler_SSBM]

I’m 28 today which is the first time you’re 30. 27 is the last time you’re 25, which is weird because 25 is the last time you’re 21.

[ciaraa @cbrazyy_]

yooooo who job hiringggg????? yooooo i need a job ?????? yooooo????? yooo??? hire me ????

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

just saw someone my age who is much further ahead in life than me and even though i know everyone moves through life at a different pace and we all have different circumstances i still feel very much inadequate and like i am running out of time

[noël ⋆｡°✩ @dilfoy]

“your 20s are for—“ enough my 20s are for rediscovering all of my interests from 6th grade and realizing that actually 12 year old me was kinda onto something

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

[Grusha🕯 @decadentquill]

No one:
Matilda's dad:

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”

[ce n'est pas erica @sourhoestarter]

u turn 27 and the shit that starts exciting u is a greek yogurt sale

[Cassandra @marxistlor]

really obsessed with this person who not only didn't know the song uptown girl was also scared of it

[Megan🔆 @megan_caputee]

i’m cute and hot and 27!

[ʚɞ @lillsuccubus]

“I hate men” until its a hot nerd with interesting hobbies and a passion for learning