Megan

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Zoom in on his chest tattoo, does that say….

[georgie @crossfithomo]

Can you remember when Laura White got prematurely kicked off X Factor 2008 and the whole of the UK almost had a riot wtf was that

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[Alistair's Great Tweets @YesitsAlistair]

But… he did get away with it

[em @emily_oconnelll]

can you imagine being on x factor back in the day and going to dublin with louis walsh instead of the other judges houses in malibu and barbados I’d actually kill myself

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

We're so cooked. My man actually believes asylum-seekers get £5k to help them open a corner shop

[Kate Wilton @KateWilton1]

And just like that, the very wealthiest party in the U.K. backed by foreign billionaires is supported by the very poorest members of society who dislike foreigners. You couldn’t make this shit up.

[sam @wwfcBanx_]

shit you not some reform voters will wake up in the morning and be confused because nigel fridge isn’t president

[OD @ccfcod]

Being 41 and voting for the first time is genuinely embarrassing

[mm @hokeypokey70]

@tiberiusfiles

[sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social @SueSuezep]

It's a shame that they don't find God before they rape

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

it’s all corrupt girl

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

They making this sound conspiratorial but it sounds like shorty was just bored at work

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Imagine being lost in the desert and seeing this on the horizon. You’d think you went insane

[luxx noir london ⋆｡°✩ @luxxnoirlondon]

Nobody:
Madonna in 2005:

[☭ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔯☭ @Connor_RiceyGFC]

I simply cannot stand Keir Starmer,but it always makes me chuckle when people (namely right wingers) say he's the worst PM ever, he's not even the worst PM in the last 15-20 year's

[Mara🍒 @marillawyd]

this is why shampoo has instructions