megan

it is what it is

[annabelle @astoldbybellly]

one of my regulars told me that when his wife died instead of a funeral they had a big ass party at a movie theatre & put together a 2 hour long video with clips & photos from all her best moments and that is absolutely how I want y’all to celebrate my life when it ends one day

[megan @megancarson39]

swear my mum thinks she has to shout down the phone for the person to actually hear her talking😅 like cmon the whole street can hear you🤦🏽‍♀️

[lucy 🇵🇸🍉 @xlucymoorex]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

[Mina, dat big cat babe @MinaLioness]

She wanted to end her life mid pregnancy. ARE YOU LISTENING?

[megan @megancarson39]

@KatieHay16 💜💜

[megan @megancarson39]

things are finally starting to look up after a shit year, things do get better and I’m SO excited for the future!!!! 😆

[megan @megancarson39]

Just had the WORST experience driving and i never want to drive again 🙃 I hate ice

[megan @megancarson39]

Would like to add they somehow lost my meal, and then after moving to the last window ten other cars got their order before someone even came to speak to me after they had no clue why I was sitting there or what I ordered

[megan @megancarson39]

love sitting in the macdonalds drivethru to not get my order cause they forgot about me for 10 minutes at the second window and then re ask me my order and to go park up by this time would be made I’d be late for work.Nice one paid and got no food 11/10 45 minute wait for nothing

[megan @m3ganmchugh]

shoutout to the essential workers who aren’t actual that essential but are still forced to work, anyways, who wants a big mac x

[megan @megancarson39]

Meaning I won’t receive it for like another week maybe longer (cause they’re SHIT at actually sending things) meaning they’ll have had my money for 4+ weeks!! Never again man what a joke

[megan @megancarson39]

Morphe is actually a joke placed an order over two weeks ago, heard nothing back since my order conformation, emailed them, and turns out what I ordered is out of stock and won’t be in there warehouse until the 10th ???? What a joke why sell something you don’t have in stock!!!

[megan @megancarson39]

might as well just make yourself happy, because no matter what you do/ how you feel/ how you act it’s never fucking good enough for anyone else😌