🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦

I'm the kind of a girl who likes to dream a lot. Lose myself staring into my coffee cup.

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

I'm glad @JasonKelce and @tkelce decided to do Love, Actually and another movie because Imma be honest, I was ready to spam the vote for Love, Actually because WE RIDE AT DAWN FOR PRINCESS KYANNA! Kylie was getting Love, Actually on @newheightshow lol

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

I went directly from watching @FitzMagic_14 on "Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity" to #TNFonPrime. Gotta say, I'm a new football fan, joined with the Swiftie wave but damn! @tkelce was right, Ryan is magic and entertaining as hell!

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

@JasonKelce @newheightshow I have not tweeted in such a long time but just wanted to say, loved the movie review and that you guys took it seriously even if we 92% just wanted to force two men in their 30s to watch an early 2000s coming of age teen movie. Very nicely done guys!

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, JD Vance refused to admit that Donald Trump lost the 2020 election. Tim Walz is holding him accountable for that failure. Retweet so all Americans see this.

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

@YuhuaHamasaki

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

@Iamrachelpowell @realpfp @Jim_Jordan @RepMTG @julie_kelly2 @MikeKellyPA @GOP @RepMattGaetz @EpochJoe64 @joerogan @Joe_C_Jenkins Hi Rachel, so sorry for the confusion, happy to help! You were released on bond conditions for #J6 (nice acronym btw, helps diffuse that you were in an insurrection) you violated those conditions and were placed on house arrest. See actions have consequences, hope this helps!

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

George Santos has been expelled. If they can do this to a college volleyball star, world famous Brazilian journalist, successful NYC financier and noted producer of the Spider Man musical, what hope is there for we mere mortals?

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signed a package of bills into law that aim to protect providers and people traveling to Minnesota for abortion and gender-affirming care. https://t.co/IlJA59B54y

[NEA @NEAToday]

Our children just want to be safe.
Our children just want to be safe.
Our children just want to be safe.
Our children just want to be safe.
Our children just want to be safe.
Our children just want to be safe.
Our children just want to be safe.
Our children just want to be safe.

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

Nightmare fuel.

[Jerry Saltz @jerrysaltz]

That’s a lot of ducks.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

This is legit ninja shit.

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

@trixiemattel Sometimes....

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

As a father it pisses me off that women have fewer rights 2day than just a few days ago… we r fuckin goin bckwards. Here’s how 2 help in MIchigan. https://t.co/AzYGESOF8j

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BRITNEY DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!
https://t.co/18nybz84Md

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

@hankgreen If you realize, a year into it, that it's not for you... You signed yourself up for $12k debt with no reward...

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

@vagtalk @ButtersV2 @dragphotog @damfino1895 @mark_reels @TLBREIT @monapily @ToniJudnitch @usefuljack @suezette @chadbtp @RhiBWay @cheshire_adams @KathrynTuggle @leighannzig @RacheyForReals @DaGirv @JEdwardRice @planningforever @WGladstone @closetmystic Good with it.

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

@AITA_reddit Sooooo you bought the dress more for you than her. Gotcha. YTA

[🥑 Megan Marguerite 🥦 @megandalland]

@Fairi_digimon92 @TheTinaBurner "Sexual allegations aside", they aren't allegations. She's confirmed them. And there's no way to separate the performer from the bad deeds without erasing the victims. It's not being "sensitive", it's empathy and holding someone accountable.