Megan Carter

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

@EmilyCitro can't wait! Time to wind down after this crazy busy week!

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

@drewhuney4 😘

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

I can't stand the feeling when your foot goes asleep!!!!! #miserable #feelslikedeath

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

Feelin super motivated today!!

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

@drewhuney4 OMG lol

[WorkingBarbie @WorkingBarbie]

Bitches or not, 99 problems is a shitload of problems.

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

@drewhuney4 just now checking twitter! Lol oppsie

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Attractive girls are always the most insecure.

While these Shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking their the shit.

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

I'm such a sore loser! Lol :( #boomer

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

Well said! RT @BrooklynScheer: Still rather be a Sooner than an Aggie. #boomer

[Mandy Hale @TheSingleWoman]

Settle not for a "better half"...hold out for an equally fabulous WHOLE! #TheSW

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

@HayleyyRios damn u Johnny football damn u!

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

@tcboss090 no thank god! Lol horrible!!!

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

Never watched OU play from my couch, alone, sober, with the flu! #damn... I guess there is a first for everything! Boomer Sooner

[Laura @LauraLikesWine]

I resent the social pressure to have fun plans for a Friday night. I just want to chill in my sweatpants and sleep. #singleprob

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

You're not living life right if you don't get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

@EmilyCitro that would be sweet of u my love!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I want to go on a cleanse, but wine.

[Megan Carter @MeganLCarter]

@EmilyCitro should I rent that tomorrow?