Meg

professional enthusiast

[Meg @meganlee928]

@danesoto ❤👍🏼❤👍🏼

[Meg @meganlee928]

What's "fun/ny" about dating apps is that you end up with a digital rolodex of the most ethnically diverse men of the same lineage. #RIP Michael Hinge, Ali Hinge, Jarrell Hinge, Zeyad Hinge, Albert Hinge, etc. See you never at the next family function.

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

tonight i will enjoy the good meal: what is it? yes you have guessed it: a plain dry carnot

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Shh don’t tell the Republicans, but at Walter Reed they have socialized medicine.

[Meg @meganlee928]

I have zero motivation to watch the debate and all the desire to watch Fantastic Four

[Jeremy Slater @jerslater]

That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I wrote FANTASTIC FOUR.

[Chris Hudspeth @CEHudspeth]

Disney reopening video as an A24 trailer

[Meg @meganlee928]

@rachelalonso did everything turn out okay?!

[Meg @meganlee928]

#DySTophobia ? (silent "y"):

[Meg @meganlee928]

That irrational, sudden wave of fear that you may not have changed all your clocks/auto-update glitched only on you even a week after DST...

[Meg @meganlee928]

@claireabu I've never been! but it probably wouldn't be shocking if I were subscribed to tons of Japanese newsletters & have recs anyway lol

[Meg @meganlee928]

He sent a whale hello there gif. Studies say those who send gifs are generally flexible about their s.o. not being religious? #inconclusive

[Meg @meganlee928]

What's the etiquette/proper protocol if you're agnostic and matched with a minister on a dating app? #HowToLife

[Meg @meganlee928]

When "pole vault penis" is the entertaining Google search of the day #Olympics

[Meg @meganlee928]

I consider this all part of keeping myself on my toes. Life. Never stop stopping.

[Meg @meganlee928]

Some accidentally put a shirt on backwards or inside out. I put one on upside down today. Checked myself before I left the house, though.

[Meg @meganlee928]

@kevindlv I'm still loling at your literal burrito run. Please save that forever. #snapchatwin

[Meg @meganlee928]

The con about having washed money is knowing that all the dirty washed out onto your clothes at one point. But I'm cool with the end result.

[Meg @meganlee928]

@psyoko they do on OkCupid, but now it's a health mix of that OR "i like all genres, even country and rap"

[Meg @meganlee928]

I gently shook the kombucha bottle before I read "never, ever shake" and paid for my mistake. #HowToKombucha #HowToMillennialDiet