MJ

Motivated by food, like my beagle

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Don't be coming into my house and asking me "Do you have this? Do you have that?"
I DON'T. My house suits me not you. If I hear any of y'all saying "Well, you should get one" or "Really, you don't have orange juice or green tea?", I'm kicking you out.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Currently putting some insane stuff into the family chat to see who calls me first/who loves me the most

[MJ @meganlyvers]

In a perfect world, I would be a gas station attendant or toll booth operator.

[Matthew @CrowsFault]

People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider's webs. It's not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Me looking at the men these Christian women chose to marry:
"Is he funny or something?"

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Why are poppy seed muffins so much better than chocolate ones? I feel like an old man.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

I need a speech therapist to show me how to say actually and asks. I think I'm doing it wrong.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

I feel like the sluttiest thing I've done is go to a TikToker's live stream and give them money just so they'll say my name.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Maybe no one would miss me if I was gone. But maybe they would miss that one moment they shared with me where we laughed together . And wouldn't it be mean of me to take that away from them? Especially when I know how hard it is to focus on the good.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Do you think the TikTok algorithm is ever like nervous to show you a new video?

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Not remembering where you were on 9/11 is the worst kind of FOMO.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Puzzles freaking suck, bro.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Possible Tiktok idea:
Me when reading the content warning part of a book and the audio of the lady saying, " and my body had a reaction," is playing

[MJ @meganlyvers]

I grew up on a strict diet of TV and chocolate chips from the basement fridge, and I turned out okay.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Nothing's worse than being a stupid person watching a movie. Like, "I know there's symbolism here, but I can't tell where."

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Life is miserable enough as it is, so YEAH, I don't fold my clean clothes.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

Thinking about taking a vow of silence, but I don't have a reason yet.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

The worst part of being disabled is all the fudging hoops u have to jump through to prove you're disabled. I'm looking at u, ETS Disability Services.

[MJ @meganlyvers]

I could never be a musician. They really be out here telling the world that, not only do they have feelings, but they have -romantic- feelings for a person. How embarrassing.