meganne

here for a long time, not a good time

[meganne @megannem]

Parents really cornered the market on being tired. No one else can be tired. Only parents.

[meganne @megannem]

Men are so boring omg

[meganne @megannem]

Do it alone, do it scared, do it tired, do it anxious. because guess what? you can. I know you can.

[meganne @megannem]

It has come to my attention that my ~chill girl aesthetic has gone too far.

[meganne @megannem]

“male loneliness epidemic” but guess who hasn’t asked a single question during our conversation??? THAT’S YOU, BOO BOO. 🫵🏼🫵🏼

[meganne @megannem]

It’s Monday, but it’s a good day because it’s #ProjectHailMary viewing day!!!!!

[meganne @megannem]

It’s all good because I’m not the one who has trouble sleeping at night.

[meganne @megannem]

Serious question, does Trader Joe’s not have closed-hour stocking team members? or do they just flip inventory so fast that they require stocking while it’s open/busy?

[meganne @megannem]

More cautious than ever about who is granted access.

[meganne @megannem]

The joy of never having your name pop up on my phone screen ever again. 🥰

[meganne @megannem]

I think they call this a stalemate. Fat chance I’m losing.

[meganne @megannem]

kinda messed up for Chappell Roan to be playing a show where all those WWI vets are buried

[meganne @megannem]

Crazy I’d have to say this, but, 11am on a Sunday at Costco is a CRAZY time to have your 5 year old navigating the oversized shopping cart.

[meganne @megannem]

The @Spotify DJ be like, “I just went back to the most emotionally traumatizing summer of your life, here’s the bangers you were listening to nonstop.”

[meganne @megannem]

and now the pain's different
it still exists, it just escapes different
& evades vision, makes the rain different
makes the news boring & my rage distant.

[meganne @megannem]

Imagine if every hair color advertised their personality traits like red heads and blondes do. “Oh I’m just that way because of my brown hair!”

[meganne @megannem]

My parents always ask what concert I’m going to as if they’ll know the artist and then act confused and offended when THEY DONT KNOW WHO IT IS.

[meganne @megannem]

PISS OR GET OFF THE POT

[meganne @megannem]

Heavy on the not waiting around for you.

[meganne @megannem]

I refused to let it hurt my feelings but I also fear that it is much too late.