Megan Sirras

seller of chocolate, reader of romance, knitter of sweaters, troublemaker

[Megan Sirras @megansirras]

The level of ignorance required to miss The Odyssey, which is one of the foundational texts of Western literature and referenced about as often as the Bible is frankly TERRIFYING, but also terribly illuminating.

[Megan Sirras @megansirras]

This is what is wrong with society, btw

[cain 𓃠 @wolfyaltwitch]

Look at the blurb of this book my friend sent me I'm losing my mind

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

More people have walked on the moon (12) than men who have scored against Mariano Rivera in the postseason (11).

Happy 55th birthday to Mo

[Reductress @Reductress]

'Eldest Daughter' Finally Added as Official Diagnosis in DSM-V: https://t.co/KJYbJsANU2

[𝐣𝐫𝐠 🌼⚾️ @jessakah_]

I keep seeing people ask how millennials are the only people who can see through the online bullsht. And I’ll tell you how. Bc we didn’t always have the internet but once we did, every single school paper needed 10 reliable website sources and none could be Wikipedia or a dot com

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

[Megan Sirras @megansirras]

This is a nightmare that could and can be avoided. Vote accordingly (Democrat).

[Tessa Stuart @tessastuart]

I don't think I've ever cried so much working on a story.

Here is Deborah Dorbert, who was forced by @RonDeSantis to give birth to a baby she knew would die, in her own words:

https://t.co/XIIVEO3o37

[mimi ⸆⸉ 🩵 @watchinwisteria]

"sir theres a new reputation bodysuit"

[Megan Sirras @megansirras]

So at least he's driving in runs?

[Megan Sirras @megansirras]

I'm not equipped to handle the pressure of an Aaron Judge AB w/ bases loaded in the postseason

[Megan Sirras @megansirras]

@lallantonio It's looking good for a peak tree year at the festival!

[Bryan Hoch ⚾️ @BryanHoch]

Carlos Rodon allowed a solo homer in the 6th, but he knew All Too Well that he had to Shake It Off. A big key to his effort tonight was remembering, You Need To Calm Down.
Yankees lead, 4-1.

[Megan Sirras @megansirras]

Very concerned this bonkers windstorm is going to impact Yankee Stadium #letsgoyankees

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Next Stop: ALCS

#RepBX

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

SPOTTED ON THE 7 TRAIN @mets

[Megan Sirras @megansirras]

Bob Costas announcing it so bad it's giving me more heartburn than the actual game

[Megan Sirras @megansirras]

The best, and currently in my oven

[smitten kitchen @smittenkitchen]

Dry, beleaguered honey cake is no way to kick off 5785. This best-in-category classic from Marcy Goldman is the kind you make every year -- deeply spiced, great crumb, and very cozy. It gets better as it has time to rest, honestly, just like me.

https://t.co/CATzXmgOWn

[Megan Sirras @megansirras]

@lookitsjulianne They have to make it past the Padres, now, though, so I'd say it's not the best picture for them

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

"[Anthony Richardson's] mom is 8 days older than I am, so there's no chance in the world he thinks I'm cool." 😂😂😂

- Joe Flacco with an ALL-TIME interview with @AKinkhabwala

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

The East is Ours.

#RepBX