Just bought 3 new swimsuits that I probably won’t be able to use this summer because #quarantine but they were on sale so ya win some, ya lose some🤷🏻♀️
My watch just alerted me that it detected a “15 minute swim activity” and I don’t know what kind of person it thinks I am but I was just blow drying my hair...
New CNA working in the ER tonight: “I just wanna see something cool like that one night when the guy got hit by the train or some codes or something”
Me: 😳😯”nah, bro we don’t say those things around here”
Patient comes in at 3 am this morning and tells me I look like shit and like I’m pissed off. Well this is day/night 7/7 for me and you came in for a slight cough that you’ve had for x2 months so yes, I’m a little agitated...