Megan Tucei

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I would like to thank @ring for letting me spy on my neighbors fights in their driveway without ever having to leave my couch

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I'm so excited to watch @KimKardashian go through her @petedavidsonSNL phase after she hosts @nbcsnl #SNL #bde

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@CrossFit @CrossFitCEO This "apology" is so clearly not from @CrossFitCEO that he won't even re-tweet

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@angelinaJmartin @leah_sampson1 @HopeCarew @allisonoconor @nikitaredwoman I think I'm late to this but I'm in!!!

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I just mowed my lawn drunk. This is what I always hoped being an adult would be

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It's no secret that the world is facing some tough times.... only we can turn this around. I will not let chicken nuggets become extinct in my lifetime!https://t.co/gayB1dh1jr

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My waiter just gave me my food and said "Here you go sir".

I just wanted to clarify that when women asked to be treated the same as men that's not what we meant.

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@BravoAndy Please tell me your filming a new season of Below Deck on this yacht

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Lori Loughlin's Daughter Olivia Leaves Yacht of USC's Board of Trustees Chairman https://t.co/eI6HhmIdvY

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The best part of the college admissions scandal is all the rich kids who are finding out their parents think they're stupid

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I don't think anything represents my personal image of being a wholesome badass more than getting banned from https://t.co/YhEDqBdsrS today

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My favorite part of the Fyre festival documentary was how Ja Rule doesn't like himself enough to be an act at his own music festival.

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@angelinaJmartin The worst part of this is just that you deleted the Gossip Girl impressions

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I’m at church and there is a girl who rolled her sweater up to convert it into a crop top and I just want to say, I get why people hate millennials now.

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I’m the one floating though, right?

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My favorite part about football is the helmet stickers. When these very tough grown men do a good job they get the same rewarded that I give children when they go pee pee on the potty

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It’s always fun to get your family together for the holidays and make special memories. Like this year when my 3 year old niece asked if my boyfriend was my daddy.

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I’m just annoyed Netflix doesn’t listen to my conversations like every other app. They are way off in trying to get me to watch Narcos instead of their new series about dogs