Megan

*generic sentence about working in HR and being annoyed on a daily basis by a bloke called Jack*

[LADbible @ladbible]

Every Oasis fan waking up right now

[Megan @megantuke]

@lottyburns As per all the other tweet.. plz kind sir🙏🏻😂

[Megan @megantuke]

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[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

[Megan @megantuke]

@OVOArena Quick Q, online seems to suggest the show finishes at 10, but with it starting at 7:30 how will a relatively short film last that long? Thank you!

[Megan @megantuke]

@fesshole @MJTuke94 your worst nightmare

[Megan @megantuke]

Only in the UK I swear 🤣

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[Megan @megantuke]

@ArcticMonkeys @MJTuke94 get me to that tour

[Megan @megantuke]

@boohoo @geohammy remember how hard it was to get this off

[Megan @megantuke]

@OnlyKaitlynYT @roundxthree Calc based on weeks/working days in a year instead e.g 52 or 260 if 5 from 7 (as not every month has 4 weeks - if it was 160 hours a pay period it would be a lunar cycle and there would be 13 periods in the year, that gets you 8.09 using your calc)☺️

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the morning is 'frobly-mobly': the 18th-century version of 'meh'.

[Megan @megantuke]

When asked if he’s seriously asking the public to follow new guidance @BorisJohnson praises Allegra.. today is a sad day for her!? Is that a joke😂

[Megan @megantuke]

@OfficialRandL @ArcticMonkeys @MJTuke94 help. Is it reasonable to give a 3 month old to mum for 1 day

[Megan @megantuke]

@MJTuke94 @mrgavinashby Happens even to the pros

[Megan @megantuke]

@ArcticMonkeys @SummerWellFest @szigetofficial @ZURICHOPENAIR @rockenseine They need to behave @MJTuke94

[Megan @megantuke]

@MJTuke94 @VirginAtlantic Stop it

[Megan @megantuke]

@UOHelpMeEurope Have done

[Megan @megantuke]

@UOHelpMeEurope hi, if an item I’ve ordered has arrived faulty what’s the best way to go about returning and receiving a replacement (same size needed, just not damaged)

[Megan @megantuke]

@Missguided 💚🥰🤩 not bad when I get married tomorrow❣️

[Megan @megantuke]

Really need to talk to someone at @TUIUK I get married tomorrrow, need to see if I can swap my honeymoon (from sun) for a voucher as can no longer go with the traffic light system but can’t get through. Can someone please help me today, been on hold on 2 phones for over an hour