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@MattWallace888 @MattWallace888 you might be.. the most retarded person.. on. Planet. Earth.

The amount of shit I’ve seen you spew for multiple years is unprecedented.

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Sutton hoo are ya

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@doremi_SOLana @F1 @McLarenF1 No

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@JurgensF_MX @redbullracing ?

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@leclerqz @philipbrash23 How old are you

[blyoof @blyoof]

Foreman: The game files are verified, House. It has to be the drivers.

House: No. If it were the drivers, it wouldn’t have passed verification.

Cameron: Maybe a corrupted install? We should redownload—

House: It’s not the install. The game loads fine, it just crashes.

Foreman: So it’s not a typical driver issue! We should do a clean reinstall—

House: It’s never the drivers! If it were, the problem would’ve been fixed the first time.

Cameron: And verifying the files didn’t do anything. [House pops a Vicodin, stares at the screen.]

House: Break into their house. Delete the shader cache. Check for a botched config file or some idiotic fullscreen optimization breaking everything. If it still crashes, force DirectX 11. If it still crashes… well, then we’re dealing with something worse.

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@streethawk0 @JonathanPieNews You’re such a lovely person to be around mate

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Week days.

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@F1 Fenando

[Steve Sells @xcspeed]

Playing with an iPad :-)

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If Father Christmas is watching…. 🤞

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Everybody who has ever graded my assignments understands they have to contain my immense knowledge and understanding from the world

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Gonna put a no bugs allowed sign outside my house next year.

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@beerguzzla She’s got the brains of the duo then..

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Rowan Barnett Gf before GTA 6 and spurs trophy.

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Rank and file. When will they turn out gay?

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When you start the GTA time trial facing the wrong way