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I am not John Adams with an octopus on his head. I know; this is all very confusing.

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Catch me over on threads. Same name: megarian87

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@xpremiumgroup @AMAZlNGNATURE Camels can drink salt water. Even from the Dead Sea! They have kidneys that uniquely filter it, as well as eating cactus spines and thorns. Really cool creatures.

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@MohneyRussell @j00ny369T The Sleeping Bear Dunes are sand dunes.

They are literally massive hills of sand. They constantly move and change. You’d have to rebuild the stairs like 4 times a year.

They’re beautiful and don’t need stairs. There’s a few other dunes around here that are more manageable.

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@CoastSnake Dang, someone was eating good!

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@BasedMikeLee The fuck is wrong with you

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@VerminSupreme Actively what? I don’t think I’m actively contagious anymore.

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This app is shit now. I used to be able to follow people that have cool careers and interesting artists and scientists and it was great for news. Now it’s just a borderline unusable cesspool of hate.

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@JDVance When this guy gets back I hope he sues the shit out of you for libel.

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@seminerdist Today was a good day

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@ArmandDoma Men are so emotional.

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@ModernMisogynst @Cluffalo People plant a ton of just male gingko trees. So much that the male trees will grow a female branch.

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@jonlovett I need a ruling on kerfuffles.

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@BrianRoemmele The same people that don’t take their cart from the grocery store to the cart corral are the same people that leave a mess in a theater

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@_AlexHirsch @NoemiKhachian I hope this email finds you before I do,
-(Your name)

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@CoreyRForrester I don’t wanna brag or nothin but the leftover mashed potatoes fit perfectly into the Cool Whip container.

All that college finally paid off.

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@postoctobrist I just sighed so hard I almost passed out

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@blaireerskine I will respect your privacy during this troubling time.

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@stepfanie I mean, first I’d steal your gun now that I know where it is

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@EmmaTolkin Ah. I, too, have been lured by cotton candy grapes

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@WomanDefiner People making this gendered are insane. Women aren’t bad. Men aren’t bad. It takes one bad *person* to ruin lives. Men will literally kill their entire family sometimes. Does that make men bad? No, it makes that person bad. A woman manipulated you? She’s bad. All women bad? No.

[Bilbo Baggins @Jbanklestankle1]

I like her