Infinite Jeff🦆🤔💚

third amendment absolutist

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@JuiceSimpsons

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@audiac Must not have slept on their nite flight

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@snowball1926 You’re full of shit

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At least we got cool stickers this year in Michigan

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@bruised__tired @hausofdecline Made this years ago

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@getfiscal The venn diagram of numb nuts pretending to care about this and numb nuts who talk about shooting squirrels with a 22 just for fun is probably a circle

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@yacksort Depends on how stoned you are

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@jetskitosway2 https://t.co/3qbf0YTB56

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@esjesjesj He hates his children so much

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@af1vl0ne Plus I guarantee this guy is breaking the law every day, just in ways that aren’t usually noticed but would still be disproportionately used as a pretext to harass and incarcerate a minority

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@World0fEcho In 2002 the Microphones played at a small art gallery in Detroit and I asked the merch guy if the guy I just saw walk by was Phil Elverum and the merch guy says “no, I’m Phil Elverum.” It’s the first time I got to tell a musician how much I liked their work. Great show too!

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@adamwfitzgerald @UMO That was a great show

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@flaviusvalens1 How many times has a dude got laid and then ghosted the woman?

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@lidolmix

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@JuiceSimpsons Thanks to Doug I can buy Molson at the OnRoute so maybe you some re-Neducation

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@CantEverDie He didn’t fucking do that. He probably shit his pants

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@d_boeckner

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@superchunk

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Had a great time seeing Sunset Rubdown at Lee’s Palace last night. They were tired but extremely tight. A great show and a great new album!

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@rafester27 Stopped clock