Megatron

Transformers parody. Decepticon Leader studying your pathetic species before conquest.

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Talking in between robots fighting.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Me and the Squad looking flawless.
#transformers

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*Deletes fucks given*

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Neil deGrasse Tyson knows.

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I don't know how many problems I have because math is one of them.

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Gaze into my magnificence! Gaze into it!

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Boiling hot water was the way to go Laura!
#IceBucketChallenge

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@SondraDeeMe Thank you. Your loved ones will be released shortly.

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"You'll be fine."
My standard lie to humans.

[NZT-48 🦞 @heyoka33_]

When a nigga hands you his mixtape.

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Monday strikes again!

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On the rare occasion that a human man is right & a woman wrong, men will begin to correct her with the arrogant question "Are you finished?"

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#MegalodonLives

[Duke @Duke1173]

@FavstarOfTheDay So my soulmate is fucking someone else.. Her loss.. I'd fuck her better. Thanks for the trophy @megatronthemost!

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Sometimes you score before you touch the ball.

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@harrybolzonya Thought I did... Fixed!

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I see the police think it's the 60s in Ferguson...
#throwbackthursday

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*Files Do Not Contact Order*

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@Vodkantots *high five*

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When the work day's over:

/😌/
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| \ Oh

\😌/
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| \ Hell

😌
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| \ Yes!!!