Meg 🌷

twentyfive✨

[Meg 🌷 @megbrooks97]

Best feeling is, having girl friends who will cheer you on & be so truly happy for you, I am truly so so so lucky

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

The age of consent is 16 because 16 year olds bang each other, not because it's ok to have a girlfriend in year 10 when you're 42, Clive

[trash jones @jzux]

cold water immersion sounds cool but i’m doing this other thing called warm bed immersion

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

napping together is a love language idc

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

Sorry but this is so tame for siblings. My sister once kicked me so hard in the face it knocked out my wobbly tooth all because I stole her Furby. So I text her off my mums phone saying she was adopted. Character building for us both.

[Ste @_smg_96]

One day you're young and the next you're talking about how handy a Tesco club card is

[Avon and Somerset Police @ASPolice]

❄️SAFETY WARNING❄️
This afternoon our control room have been receiving multiple calls concerning children playing on a frozen pond.
⚠️ Please give sufficient safety advice to children around the dangers of this.
⚠️Please dial 999 if you witness children playing on a frozen pond.

[Meg 🌷 @megbrooks97]

@BornAKang @jess_voisey @Ynotskoorb pmsl that leg sweep move

[Meg 🌷 @megbrooks97]

Guilty

[Doctor Funky @DrTobiasFunky]

What is it with people in healthcare drinking diet coke at 7:00am?

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

David Beckham joined the queue with members of the public for 12 hours. I have far more respect for him for doing that than I do for those who used the fast-track VIP line, like Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield.

Queue jumping is the worst British insult.

[avery @bigsiha]

told my therapist that i’ve lost a few friends since i started setting firm personal boundaries and she said,”it’s amazing how many people no longer find you useful when you’re harder to control” !!!!!!!!!!

[Unnecessary spellings @u_spellings]

The spelling of pneumonia is unnecessary.

[Meg 🌷 @megbrooks97]

I am so burnt out feel like I’m running on 2% battery all the time 😥

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

The day football came home 🏆

[Meg 🌷 @megbrooks97]

One year ago today we had the offer accepted on our first home 🏡 look at us now ! @firealex11 🫶

[Jordan Wilson @sjordanwilson29]

Moving in and living with your partner is such a special time in your life. I just got called a “fucking useless stupid cunt” for forgetting to put the bin out last night. Beautiful 💕

[Matilde ☆ @sithlordmatilde]

ONE mass shooting happens in a different country & now all the americans wanna talk about how “regulations don’t work”. We’ve had two mass shootings in the last 10 years. You’ve had 68 in june.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

get that tattoo, your family is already disappointed in you