Meg

cooler than a pack of peppermints

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I hope everyone gets to experience a baby sleeping on their chest at least once in their life.

[Cleo @deeryclio]

The feminine urge to look completely unbothered while going through a psychological collapse

[miia @miiagarro]

i have never met a man that hasn't said at least one thing that made me realize that they really are a man

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

there are 40 grams of protein in listening to women

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

“Can we talk” no actually im killing myself

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

Me the next time I need an excuse to skip the family function

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

ur secret is safe with me because i lowkey zoned out

[ellie 🏆 @kissyourgoalie]

do hockey players ever get annoyed by the fuckass music that goes on when play is stopped? imagine you’re having the worst period of your life and fireball starts blasting

[Mike Busa🌻 @RETR0MIKEY]

Me after drinking a third cup of coffee: Why am I still so hungry

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“you need to have breakfast” *holding up an iced coffee & a vape* i am?

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Jono @whoinvitedjon]

I want smaller cans of tomato paste. Can we have a vote on that?

[trash jones @jzux]

i can relate to crows because i also love holding grudges and bringing little gifts to my friends

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

For the love of God, please change the Spotify icon back. We’ve been through enough this year.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else's phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

[miia @miiagarro]

only baddies still sleep with stuffed animals

[anuj @anujistired]

having a depressing day so im gonna listen to the tortured poets department and make it worse

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner