Megan

RU ♡ I'm not this bitter in real life 🍭

[lauren *∘✩. @laurDIY]

my 👏🏻 immune 👏🏻 system 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 trash

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

I’m about 5% human and 95% anxiety

[Megan @megdusoleil]

Taking an engineering course this semester because apparently I have a death wish

[elisabeth @threelisabeth]

please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." ❤️❤️❤️

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Decaf coffee is the definition of waste.

[Megan @megdusoleil]

Fully got bit in the face by a dog last night & I think I'm more sad about the dog not liking me then I am about the giant gash on my cheek

[Megan @megdusoleil]

Home in 3 weeks 😚

[Megan @megdusoleil]

@_annielauriee ❤️

[Megan @megdusoleil]

@_annielauriee But you get to see me sooo 💁🏼

[Norm Kelly @norm]

TORONTO: A white Ford Econoline van, like the one in the pic, was just stolen. 16 dogs were in the van. If you spot it, please call 911.

[Alexis Ren @AlexisRen]

You're either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way

[Megan @megdusoleil]

All I want for Christmas is a sharper jawline & to be 3 inches taller

[Megan @megdusoleil]

@_annielauriee So true, a good 3/4

[Megan @megdusoleil]

Someone tell me why it's only 2 degrees outside

[Megan @megdusoleil]

@queenmacleen You can come over & join us for our non-existent Thanksgiving then

[alexa losey @alexalosey]

I HATE when strange men tell me to "smile"

check yourself, loser