megan

born free now I'm expensive

[megan @megerati]

If I'm about to leave my parking spot and you honk at me to hurry up I will literally sit here until I die.

[megan @megerati]

The fly on Pence’s hair during the debate is just further proof that flies stick to shit.

[megan @megerati]

@lawyerthoughts We’d say GO HOME (despite those glaringly obvious preexisting conditions 🤭)

[megan @megerati]

@coffeetocab Replica Beach Walk!

[megan @megerati]

me after a spray tan

[megan @megerati]

@coffeetocab Now that I’m back to twitter 2 years later...look how irrelevant this tweet is this year 😉😂

[megan @megerati]

@ButterNWhiskey You made it 😂

[megan @megerati]

@ButterNWhiskey You mean, “I hate colored lights on a Christmas tree, but marriage is all about compromise. So we put white lights on the Christmas tree.”

😂

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

This tweet is so childish, Roy Moore wants to date it. https://t.co/Keuq7hq5z8

[megan @megerati]

@ButterNWhiskey DAMN I️ MISSED THIS BC I️ JUST LOGGED INTO TWITTER ON MY NEW PHONE. LOVES IT

[megan @megerati]

@lawyerthoughts Read at 4:33pm is a response #savage

[megan @megerati]

MORE SHITTY PICS OF THE ECLIPSE PLEASE!

[megan @megerati]

@w_basquiat HBD SCOOTER ✨💃🏼

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@DoctahDean Haha I know 😬 fell outta my Twitter phase

[megan @megerati]

They always say "Don't Feed The Models" but that's the only way you can get these guys to work.

[megan @megerati]

*self tanning*
*knocks on neighbors door*
Hi yes can u finish my back

[megan @megerati]

HOLY SHIT YES

[megan @megerati]

How the hell do I keep getting added into these LuLaRoe Facebook groups without my consent?

Fucking LuLaNo that shit is gross.

[megan @megerati]

Khloe Kardashian's fake ass makes her look like she needs to change her diaper.