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[uɐɥƃǝɯ 🙃 @meghaaand]

@BskiMike22802 @mmpadellan As long as you’re chastising someone on their “understanding of basic maps” you should probably check one out yourself 🙂

[uɐɥƃǝɯ 🙃 @meghaaand]

@BskiMike22802 @mmpadellan 1) As others have said, Anchorage is NOT the capital of Alaska
2) Little Diomede is about 2.5 miles from Big Diomede; I’m not sure where you got 55 miles from?
3) Little Diomede is not the westernmost point of Alaska by a long shot

But yeah, “geography matters”. Embarrassing.

[uɐɥƃǝɯ 🙃 @meghaaand]

At this point I think I’ve spoken to nearly every person at @AppleSupport and the crew at my local Apple Store has been great, but everyone is stumped and apparently there is literally no way around this?? Completely absurd. I just want my computer back ☹️

[uɐɥƃǝɯ 🙃 @meghaaand]

I sent my @apple computer in for repairs Saturday, and they haven’t been able to even start working on it because their website WON’T LET ME APPROVE THE CHARGES.

[Sen. Lisa Murkowski @lisamurkowski]

There is only one name worthy of North America’s tallest mountain: Denali - the Great One.

https://t.co/eT248xLxJC

[Skip Binksy Updates @WAYSTIAR]

usher, lil jon, and ludacris being together again literally felt like the avengers assembling for the first time in a decade

[uɐɥƃǝɯ 🙃 @meghaaand]

We also had to talk to three gate agents, one guest services worker, and call the customer service hotline before finding anyone who was willing to help us. @AlaskaAir
(The customer service hotline confirmed that any gate agent ~could~ have helped, just didn’t want to 🤷🏼‍♀️)

[uɐɥƃǝɯ 🙃 @meghaaand]

Volunteered to change my overbooked @AlaskaAir flight with @_emgoods, that I paid full fare for, only to be treated like a second class passenger. Never again.

[uɐɥƃǝɯ 🙃 @meghaaand]

tbt that time I ordered something on Thursday, October 12 and got it shipped via @UPS overnight

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

[Alex Clauson @alex_clauson]

Wordle 548 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

never thought I’d see the day

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

biblical womanhood is always proverbs 31 and never jael driving a tent peg in a man’s head

[donni saphire @donni]

In exchange for 1 extra hour of sleep, you get to be sad for 5 months

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

Breaking: Mary Peltola (D) defeats Sarah Palin (R) in the #AKAL special election.

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

Had a great conversation with 60 Minutes tonight. It’s so rare for the media to platform the truth like this

[uɐɥƃǝɯ 🙃 @meghaaand]

not my neighbor standing out on the corner campaigning for @TheRadicalSanta 😅
He got at least one thumbs up👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[uɐɥƃǝɯ 🙃 @meghaaand]

@AshleyInChicag0 @McDonalds you can always have them ♥️♥️♥️ no pity

[trish @ultragloss]

abba LITERALLY has a song for everything. having a crush on ur teacher...defeating the french ... watching ur daughter grow up ... being poor..... being horny.....breaking up and making up....turning 17 ..... they covered every single base

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh