moogs Ⓥ

small boobs big heart

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

Bob and I haven’t had a night off together in awhile and he told me he’s gonna leave work early to hang out w me.... little did I know this meant him turning on dragon ball z and falling asleep at 10:30

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

jokes on u !! I don’t need a finsta to put all my tmi bullshit on!! That’s what twitters for 🤠

[Tobias @therottingking]

No one:
Rats in Europe in 1346:

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

My broken toe finally healed after almost 2 months and then this morning I fell down my stairs and landed directly on my back, knocked the wind out of me and bruised my tailbone and ribs 😀 2019 is trying to kill me I stg

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

I’m sitting here fucking BAWLING my eyes out 🥺 if you aren’t angry you are NOT PAYING ATTENTION ‼️

[Wy @WyattAPertuset]

why’d my roommate think he could hide something like this from me😔

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

@SBerenbrock Aw cuz u have soft baby hair 🥰

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

missed my period last month now it’s coming with vengeance fml

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

ok I’m officially getting old who tf is BTS and y am I so ignorant

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

At least it’s a nice ghost that keeps our house up to par

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

Update on the ghost thing: my parents came home from a weekend of being gone and they came back to a perfectly made bed w immaculately placed pillows. NO ONE MADE THEIR BED

[seader @e_sead01]

These shoes just walked the mile run with Cookie Monster pajama pants

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

@brimarr12 Public school sex education has failed us lmao

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

Just when u think chivalry is dead

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

My sisters dog is laying in bed w me and she keeps staring off into the distance and following something on the walls THEN she got up to go look in my closet and when she laid back down my touch lamp turned off on its own!!! LORD send a priest 😰

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

“Marie describe your perfect day”
“id be on a beach... smoking a blunt... eating cheese puffs”

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

I guess I’m at that age where it’s seemingly normal to ask me if I have kids or not but every time someone does I literally choke like uhm I AM A KID. teenager. look at me. I am a fool

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

@EmilySpaghemily Probably need evidence to back that claim

[moogs Ⓥ @meghanjoymc]

@EmilySpaghemily I got strep twice in one yr and they told me u need to get strep THREE times in one year to get your tonsils out so just get strep three times and ur good to go