Meggs & Bacon 🍳🥓

boo

[Meggs & Bacon 🍳🥓 @meghanmcc4]

if my apartment gets a degree hotter I will melt into a puddle and soak into the carpet and then I won't get my deposit back

[Meggs & Bacon 🍳🥓 @meghanmcc4]

@KasHartt “Daddy”

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Me and my friends separated: normal, functional, have successful professional and personal lives
Me and my friends together: unhinged, eccentric, destructive in for fun

[Meggs & Bacon 🍳🥓 @meghanmcc4]

Solid draft pick @robpatfoss

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@KasHartt

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Can’t see the haters

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Can’t see the haters

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

It takes a village (a cigarette break) to tame a retard (me)

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His new “I could totally land a plane”

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

I’ve watched 4 seasons of greys anatomy in a week, I could easily perform open heart surgery

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I’ve been personally attacked

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@KasHartt @robpatfoss @robpatfoss

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

👁️👄👁️

[Meggs & Bacon 🍳🥓 @meghanmcc4]

Rob just walks up in front of my face, un wraps a tootsie pop, and bites the whole thing off the stick.
One bite. Gone.
I’m now in hiding for fear of what he might do next.

[Meggs & Bacon 🍳🥓 @meghanmcc4]

@KasHartt To follow the live tweeting of your personal life

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@KasHartt Why are you still on Facebook?

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@InternetH0F 60 + 15 = 75

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@KasHartt @robpatfoss Haven’t seen it

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@KasHartt @robpatfoss My boyfriend sleeping in his friend’s 8-year old’s bedroom… indifferent. However, he tells me he felt like a princess

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@KasHartt Thanks, nothing like florescent bathroom lighting for a great selfie