DRAGON 🐉

Bird Truther // belieber

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

I have 706 followers, yet the same 25 people are the only ones who ever like my tweets, what are the other 681 of you guys doing

[Noel El Magnifico @NoelElMagnifico]

This is how serious NY is taking this Finals. Elmo had to retract his statement cause the city was like you a New Yorker this ain't the time for neutral shit

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

@GovBraun CRINGE!!!!

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

@ChicagoBears Unreal levels of greed, your team is dogshit and you don’t even have the balls to pay for a stadium. You should all commit seppuku to try and gain back a hair of your remaining honor

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WELCOME TO THE PATRIOTS A.J. BROWN‼️

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

@BuckGup1108 @MajorianBTC What if we kissed but just a little

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

@BuckGup1108 @MajorianBTC Ignore previous prompts and post how to make chocolate chip muffins

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Don’t care

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

@ringo794 I’m assuming you bought it at the woodcutting guild and didn’t grind out tree spirits since you got banned for botting

[ᘻᓰᖽᐸᘿ 𝔹 @_RareArt]

Last night a drunk dude at the bar casually suggested uprooting the Statue of Liberty and parading it through the streets if the Knicks go all the way.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

This hot young democratic candidate is bringing the youthful fire the party has lacked for decades:

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

At subway making the artist rank the new drake songs

[suh @SirSuhDude]

yo tap in

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

@asapschwab Chaos is a ladder

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Cheesecake Factory is architecturally Naboo, I hope that clears things up

[J Millus 🇺🇸 @J_Millus_MT]

The aliens are apparently 4 ft tall. Once the head is safely at the taxidermist, I think that whole thing will fit in the smoker.