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don’t ask me what I’m doing with my degree, I ain’t even know bruh

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UMary the past 3 years: we're welcoming our largest freshman class ever
Also umary: *doesnt add any parking*

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@NFL @Vikings Too bad we can’t actually watch it on Paramount since they switched games. Put it back on!

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@paramountplus @NFL @Vikings Put the game back on

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@snapchatsupport Get rid of it. No one asked for it and no one wants it. What a ridiculous invasion of privacy, not to mention its so very clearly just a cash grab.

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@cbs #MacysParade Bluey is a girl. That’s embarrassing.

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@laurenfix Uhhhh seatbelt installation is JUST as safe as anchors. Not to mention anchors have weight limits that then require the installation to be done with a seatbelt. This is NOT the way to help parents learn about car seat safety. 🤦🏼‍♀️ disappointing

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@LaurenLapointe8 @snapchatsupport Yep. Same issue. Very frustrating and annoying

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Reason I cried today: my baby doesn’t wear newborn diapers anymore

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@FedEx why do I have to be home to receive a dress I ordered but when I ordered my iPhone you left it by my door despite a signature sign required? Make it make sense.

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@brennadyke_ Was is for single thing/person. Were is for plural things/people

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People like this make me anxious about traveling with my baby later this year. It’s already hard enough on the parents, maybe just be a decent person and offer to help? Or at the very least don’t be a dick about it.

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES
NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES
NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES
NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES
NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES
NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES
NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES
NORMALIZE SEDATING BA

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@Kayla_Woiwode Nope! Totally something you should do if you feel you need to, and don’t feel bad about it!

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Damn you COVID. Damn you for everything but most especially for preventing my husband to come to my appointments with me.

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@paxtynsteckler I’m 39+3 and I still haven’t packed either 🙈 the ultimate procrastination

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@careyhelmick @CatholiCurious Actually it looks to me like it’s part of a rosary. I had one that looked like this!

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If you ask how I am and my response is “tired” don’t ask me why. I’m pregnant; I’m always tired. I could get all the sleep in the world and I’m still gonna be tired

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Me: “do you have Dr Pepper?”
Lady: “we have root beer”
Me: 😖😖

WHO in their right mind says root beer is a substitute for DP?!? Unacceptable

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Rule #1 of being from the Midwest: don’t trust a website/recipe that calls it “casserole” that’s just asking for trouble

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WHY do men twitch so much in their sleep? I don’t understand it

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It always blows my mind that there is a a literal whole human growing inside of me. Like I can’t wrap my head around how insane and amazing it is

[V🦂 @vxprada]

listen to children when they say they don’t feel comfortable w someone. I will die on this hill fr