Meghforreal

I'm still living in the year 2005 honestly.

[Meghforreal @meghforreal]

Okay, she’s mine.

[Meghforreal @meghforreal]

Jaycie Lynn just squeezed me out of nowhere and said “ughhhh I just can’t stop loving you”. And I’m just here crying

[Meghforreal @meghforreal]

Jaycie on her cut: I pulled the crust off..
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She means the scab. I hate it here 🤮

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

“cant complain” congrats i can

[Meghforreal @meghforreal]

J: did you work hard while I was gone? Me: no I relaxed a little. Is that okay? J: well the boy in heaven me: what boy? J: Jesus. He’s the queen of .. of.. the sun. Me: okay…? J: it’s fine. I’m not the master. Jesus is the master. #wheredoesshecomeupwiththis

[Meghforreal @meghforreal]

Feeling really really drained from all the Illnesses passing through my home this year. Can not catch a break 😞 Jaycie is fighting an extremely high fever and my sick time is not lookin good in only December. Pray for us working moms in this nightmare season!!!

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom.

Take all the time you need with that.

[Meghforreal @meghforreal]

My toxic trait is spending all of my money on childrens books 🙃

[Chris @citehchris]

first date idea: we watch the sunset together from a rooftop and then i jump, forever changing the course of your life

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

[Diner]

Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*

my 6 year-old: im a police

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Cilantro is delicious and the soap people are just addicted to drama

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

In my will I’m leaving my kids an elaborate treasure map to a buried fortune. Once they finally locate and open it, it’s just going to be filled with everything they made me out of sticks and cardboard in elementary school

[Meghforreal @meghforreal]

Well this tweet didn’t age well. Both kids home for two days because Jaycie had a 103 fever at school yesterday 🙃

[Meghforreal @meghforreal]

One of those days where I just wanna get home to my babies

[Meghforreal @meghforreal]

Jaycie keeps calling her hip hop class “kidz bop” class. And I really don’t want to correct her because it’s the best 🙃🥺

[Lagom @lagomEats]

@clhubes If I know anything, it’s that 3 year olds are like retrievers. If you don’t give them a job, they just follow you around begging for food. If they’re quiet, they’re chewing on something they shouldn’t be.

[NicholasG @Dad_At_Law]

Kids be like, I see you’ve just made yourself comfortable, I have manufactured several emergencies requiring your immediate attention.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

ELPHABA: …is ever gonna bring me down!

GLINDA: I hope you’re happy!

ENSEMBLE: look at her, she’s wicked! Get her!

ELPHABA: bring me down!

ENSEMBLE: so we’ve got to bring her…

ELPHABA: https://t.co/RGQVQx3h6A

[Meghforreal @meghforreal]

@SpookyGothLoser @alexamarie333 u.