✰ meghan ✰

my tummy probably hurts

[T-Jenny from the Block @tcareuhborni]

Girl at this wedding just asked for a pinto grigio okay beans!!!

[crov @crovoboros]

he has a certain jamiroquai about him

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

no one:

Skyrizi:

[. @wellyesblood]

everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit

[DES. @destinCONRAD]

u kno whats wrong with society… nobody jots anything down no more fr!!! get to jotting!!!

[Ksnap @ksnap_]

Got an EGOT in the family group chat today

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[Karon Liu @karonliu]

I'll ignore that the earrings aren't actually on her ears because Miffy knows what she is doing and I trust her with all my life.
https://t.co/1i6ludBf1x

[flex @lowkflex]

I be sayin this shit randomly lmao

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every news headline now is like Blueberries Will Kill You. Measles Is Back. Gas Costs Six Dollars. Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling AI Drone Technology. You Are Being Watched. Three Billion More To Israel. like idk did we do it did we make america great again

[The Reese's Guy⁷ @AndrewAthias]

DO NOT walk around Philly with unclear goals. It ain't safe 🤣

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Miffy stuns alongside Vermeer's 'Girl with a Pearl Earring' at the Nakanoshima Museum of Art in Osaka.

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

This is so funny to me, like there are bands I've listened to for 30 years that I wouldn't recognise all the members of, why would you except some minimum wage venue staffer to immediately recognise 'Colin' from Linkin Park

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i actually love being the eldest sibling #dictator

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[phantotree @PhantoTree]

this image will never leave my brain

[spooky swamp hag 🍁🎃👻🦇 @potatoslav]

Monopoly was invented in America. it is based on Atlantic City. the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the glorious state of New Jersey.