Megan

she/her 🌈🐮 | very vaccinated

[Megan @meginapickle]

cause of death: capitalism

[Megan @meginapickle]

@brefromthepack https://t.co/pQK1qatPfA

[Megan @meginapickle]

people who never never get their oil changed and never renew their car registration must truly live free from the boundaries of anxiety. I just can only imagine.

[Megan @meginapickle]

One thing can be counted on in this world, and that is that no matter how many times you tell a child your name, they will call you “teacher” and “Mom” first

[Megan @meginapickle]

Do the owners of Taco Bell and O’Reilly’s Auto Parts have some sort of inside deal that they can only open new locations on the same block as each other?

[Megan @meginapickle]

All I’m really asking for in life is for there to be a wiper speed in my car between 1 and 2.

[Megan @meginapickle]

please someone explain to me unscientifically why the toaster does different things to bread than the microwave and the oven

[Megan @meginapickle]

May this be the election that we all stop cancelling out the vote of someone in our lives because we have decided to protect our space from those who do not share our most foundational, uncompromisable values

[Megan @meginapickle]

One fun reality check is when you see people on the internet upset because they can’t think of things to ask for for Christmas. Like?

???????????

[Megan @meginapickle]

I think my trust issues began when I found out that the Midwest is neither mid nor west

[Megan @meginapickle]

Usually my least favorite part of summer is anytime it’s over 60° (still is) but this year I’m also holding space for how much more difficult it is for me to sleep at 7:00 or 8:00 PM when it is so light out. Rude

[Megan @meginapickle]

Kind of want to move to Idaho just so I can have a license plate that says famous potatoes

[Megan @meginapickle]

It reassures me that I am quite mentally well when I take great pride in typing so fast that Microsoft text prediction software can’t catch up with me

[Megan @meginapickle]

“Every student is special, and you have to give them your best, and you hope they will carry it with them. But at the end of the day, they have to decide who they want to be. And this one decided to be a jackass.” - Barbara Howard, Abbott Elementary

[Megan @meginapickle]

“Spring” is so much fun in the PNW because every day you need your car heater and a coat in the morning and air conditioning and shorts in the afternoon

[Megan @meginapickle]

Names of avatars in this graphic design program:

alfred, charles2, CHRIS, CHRIS 2, CONNOR, monica, igor, mortimer, LYDIA, STEVE(box), man hands in pockets, man on bicycle, man sitting, man sitting 2, man waiting, people bit map, wheelchair man, woman hurrying, woman waving

[Megan @meginapickle]

I went to community college before I went to a university, which I 100% stand by and think is a great option, but the one way in which it has screwed me for eternity is that I have an extra transcript to purchase for every application until I die

[Megan @meginapickle]

What is the issue with men and needing to back-in park giant trucks. I know the answer I’m just still here to say it’s ridiculous

[Megan @meginapickle]

BRB making a shirt to wear to Congress that says “I say no to stupid ideas”

[Megan @meginapickle]

Hot take. The NFL should stop flying entire teams to Europe to play each other just for fun, use the stadiums they already have, and donate the travel funds to school districts. Just a thought

[Megan @meginapickle]

Do any other teachers find themselves doing the “I’ll wait” in unrelated non-classroom situations? Sometimes I stare at technology that won’t load with my I’ll wait face as if that will make a difference in the processing speed