oomf

i have unrealistic dreams and impossible expectations and a tendency to joke at the wrong time - i hope that was cliché enough for you

[Brandon @clickthatfollow]

@SomiEkhasomhi There is a compartment for your legs and feet for a reason.

[oomf @megisnothere]

@DailyLoud Nah the way they both keep looking at the camera every few seconds that happens to conveniently be right in front of them… so awkward too

[zae @itszaeok]

she would've ate as katniss everdeen IDK

[🎏 | autistic gay wizard @wizardsofautism]

some lesser talked about autistic traits:

- problems with recognizing hunger cues
- hyper/hypo sensitive to temperature
- having an ‘all/nothing’ mindset
- unusual tone/rhythm to voice (monotone)
- attachment to unusual objects (safe object)

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

today my parents were casually like "yeah so we mightve accidentally crossbred zucchini and pumpkins in our garden this year" LOOK AT THIS MONSTROSITY

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

And her deposit????? SHE GOT IT BACK 😮‍💨😭😭😭😭

[abby | darl𖧷ing @darkgh0sts]

This part of Stephanie Soo’s vows got me bawling so hard 😭😭😭

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

That’s…

[RavensCasper215 @djatl215]

@MlDnights_haze Mike said he coming for that ass

[jay @kendallhosseini]

seeing Rate Limit Exceeded for 24 hours after scrolling down the tl for 1 minute

[່ @tylerduran21]

checks timeline: "rate limit exceeded"

checks search tab: "rate limit exceeded"

checks someone’s profile: "rate limit exceeded"

i check my own profile: "rate limit exceeded"

#TwitterDown

[Vince  @BandoTWT]

This limit change doesn’t even allow you to look at your own profile, RIP twitter

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

RIP TWITTER.
— 7/1/2023

[music struggles @musicstruggles1]

spotify wrapped used to be an email, but this former intern had the idea of turning it into an interactive story; spotify stole her idea without ever paying her for it

[MRP31 ✭ @pretty06Stang]

@nytimesmusic Convenience fees, processing fees, mailing fees, credit card fees, there’s a fee for damn near breathing while purchasing tix.

[❤️‍🔥 Taylor Swift Tour Updates @TS13ontour]

🚨 Ticketmaster is officially under federal investigation by the US Department of Justice.

“Ticketmaster is destroying live music.”

Via @MorePerfectUS

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

The cat that trusts humans is too cute.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

Look at this absolute unit of a snapping turtle.

[Drula loves Cas💙COMIC CON SCOTLAND💚FTLOSPN @CasIsLoved]

So that's the break up we would've gotten if Jensen didn't ask to tone it down.😭😭