MK

have courage and be kind ♥

[MK @megk_28]

I always get asked why more kids today have anxiety; this is my answer. Maybe it’s b/c they are in constant fear of being shot at school, or they have 2 live up 2 insane amounts of pressure amplified by social media, whatever it is, STOP asking why & START asking how u can help?

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This weekend the White House flew a Pride flag and DeSantis supporters in Florida flew swastikas while protesting outside of Disney World.

Guess which one Republicans are vocally upset about?

[MK @megk_28]

Do you guys remember that time around 2010 were the song “New Soul” had us all by our throats and was everywhere

[MK @megk_28]

I think the biggest lie Disney taught me was that it would be this easy to take off my make up

[MK @megk_28]

These new tik tok sounds that are like “if you don’t use this sound something bad will happen in the next 24 hours” are like the cursed chain emails/texts I would get in middle school and I’m really not here for it…I’m anxious enough as is 😅

[MK @megk_28]

Instagram is not a safe space for single people today 🙃

[MK @megk_28]

Since when is it a thing to workout with your hair down, what is this She’s The Man..

[MK @megk_28]

I keep getting ads for cruises on my fyp and every time I say not interested but they ask for a reason and I just have to select “other” because there is no option for “sorry I have a paralyzing fear of ships” but I feel like they do not take the “other” excuse seriously!

[MK @megk_28]

My toxic trait is that I will call someone when I’m actually in the mood to talk on the phone but if they don’t pick up I will MOST definitely not be in the mood to talk on the phone by the time they call back 🙃

[MK @megk_28]

Honestly kind of rude of @taylorswift13 to release Nothing New when I’m already in the middle of an existential crisis 🙃

[MK @megk_28]

And just as expected the All Too Well Short Film caused me physical and emotional pain 🙃

[MK @megk_28]

All Too Well (10 minute version) cured my depression, fixed my posture, got rid of my split ends and healed my childhood trauma just in time for @dylanobrien to wreck me all over again with his acting in the short film 🙃

[MK @megk_28]

Do you think “I need time to mentally prepare for the All Too Well Short Film” is a good enough excuse for my boss to give me tomorrow off??? 🙃

@dylanobrien
@taylorswift13
@SadieSink

[MK @megk_28]

I’m not gonna lie seeing @Harry_Styles in the after credit scene of @TheEternals made me SO FUCKING happy my dad had to tell me to calm down and to stop hitting his arm!

[MK @megk_28]

Today I had to pay $260 to sign up for an exam I am required to take in order to advance in my profession after having to pay $70 just to apply for approval to take said exam…make this make sense 🙃

[MK @megk_28]

Adulthood is usung the time waiting for your flu vaccine to respond to all the texts you forgot to respond to over the last couple of weeks 🙃

[MK @megk_28]

Is tik tok really becoming the new dating app because I just got used to bumble/hinge and that was a journeeyy

[MK @megk_28]

Next time someone asks me how work is going I’m just going to show them my Amazon search history 🙃

[MK @megk_28]

Gotta love the irony that I had to cancel my therapy appointment because stuff at my job as a therapist blew up and I will likely be staying late 🙃

[MK @megk_28]

I did not need to be attacked like this on a Monday

[MK @megk_28]

You never know what kind of people you will meet at a tattoo shop, during my session today I met a girl who was getting a full face portrait of the first female computer scientist and then a guy who just walked in with no plan except for knowing he wanted a wrist tattoo