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I’m like, really smart.

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@realDonaldTrump *too

[FLAIR Strips @FLAIRstrips]

#Welcome 2020 FLAIRAmbassador @megkep!

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HahH did hat go to my Twitter ! Amazing

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I don't have twitter on my phone

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

“We will be fine!” says the man who just misspelled “missile” and “stopped." https://t.co/GdVOt6qMvd

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I find it very strange that President Trump has such a hard time getting along with the leaders of the world's major democracies but feels very comfortable with despots and authoritarian leaders like Putin, Xi Jinping, Duterte and Mohammad Bin Salman.

[Pearl Jam @PearlJam]

The European leg of the 2018 Tour kicks off in 2 days! Which show are you coming to? #PJLIVE2018

[megkep @megkep]

I wonder how many people got arrested in #vegas last night ?🧐@Capitals #STANLEYCUPFINALS2018

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Remember back in February when Dick's Sporting Goods decided to stop selling all assault-style rifles in their stores?

Remember how NRA-lovers said the Company would fail?

Today their Stock is up 23% as they Reported exception first quarter sales, beating estimates!!

[Pearl Jam @PearlJam]

"A truant finds home...and a wish to hold on...
But there's a trapdoor in the sun..." #Immortality #PearlJam

[BW Furlong and Assoc @BWFurlongVets]

We are looking to fill a role as administrative assistant for the summer! Interested in joining our team and working alongside the laboratory and client relations teams? Click the link to learn more and apply for this great opportunity! https://t.co/Vo84WQp7Np

[EMILYs List @emilyslist]

Democrats only need 23 seats to flip the House - and we've endorsed over 24 pro-choice Democratic women running to turn red seats blue! Donate now to help these women win:

[megkep @megkep]

Three people told me today i looked like i had lost weight. I took this as a perfect opportunity to eat 125642 stroopwafels. #stroopwafel #iamstroop @DaelmansStroop

[The Lonely Island @thelonelyisland]

So happy to announce:
NBC IS PICKING UP BROOKLYN 99 for SEASON 6!!!

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@melmo786 Stop it.

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@BWFurlongVets Wowwww

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@LondonOnDaTrack I know @adellyn never leaves

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@realDonaldTrump Every time you send a tweet my brain dies a little

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@realDonaldTrump You’re an idiot !!!!

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that was the most exciting play ever! @Arike_O congrats #ballSohard