Meghan Smith

Stay close to people who feel like sunshine ☀️

VCU '20

[Anna Brisbin 🎙️ @BrizzyVoices]

oh, you trained your dog in German? coolcoolcool

i trained my dog in Harry Potter spells.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’m so passionate about going to sleep without an alarm set for the next morning. will I wake up at 10? 2? 7 bc my body’s accustomed to it? who knows, but the alarm is not my master on saturdays. dobby has no master. dobby is a free elf

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Anxiety is a scalar, fear is a vector

[mr. born to lose @mrborn2loseher]

have y’all ever seen a full rainbow before ???

retweet for good luck

[Alex @burnedflag]

My dad told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 10. Well jokes on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s fucking here

[Jamie @jamieecollinsx]

I saw this on Facebook captioned ‘I think someone has a crush on our Christmas decoration’ and I felt Twitter needed to see too 😭😭😭

[relatable @byreIatable]

cumulative exams are like past relationships. Why do we have to bring up the past?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is a tree. growing inside the house. it wasn’t here earlier. but it’s here now. the human doesn’t seem concerned. so i think its our family now. he will be my veggie fren. and i shall call him steven

[➳ Dess @seizethedaysies]

Y’ALL. This shit is revolutionary. Literal WATER but it’s alcoholic. I’m talking no carbonation, no smell. That means no bloated feeling, no way of differentiating it from regular flavored water. BOYYYY when I tell you I’m about to be drunk ALL. THE. TIME. What a time to be alive

[Bre B @TrillMD_]

When guests are about to come over and your mom has you cleaning window seals and dusting.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

1. did you attend a college with squirrels on campus
2. did people assert that your school’s squirrels were, in some way, different from most squirrels

[c.c. @ccthegemini]

are u even at the cheesecake factory if there isn’t a group of unsupervised 15 year old girls there dressed like they’re going to the met gala

[mambajuice @sleepy_wasted]

Why the FUCK are LED headlights legal? i’m glad you see can into the future with your bright ass neon blue lights but i’m about to fly off the road, carol

[rico @somethinglovely]

life: here is a bunch of shit that is sure to break u and make u heartless

me:
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[Sandra Clark ✨ @donnasummerseve]

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