meg🩰🫶🏼🫧🥐

pickle lover || licensed cosmetologist || tv show addict || G💕

[meg🩰🫶🏼🫧🥐 @megliz0]

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there’s no way… I used my starting word that I always use 💀

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘A Cinderella Story’ was released 22 years ago today.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

can’t eat bread because it’ll make my mouth bleed. can’t eat vegetables because it’ll give me explosive diarrhea. can’t walk outside because the sky is on fire.

[solé @layxsnv]

It’s so hot I’m about to shove an AC up my ASS

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Rod Nez Movies @rodnezmovies]

27 years ago, Phil Collins released the iconic soundtrack for "Tarzan", he gave us a storytelling masterpiece

[meg🩰🫶🏼🫧🥐 @megliz0]

Nothing like writing my moh speech 4 days before my sisters wedding

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me when i wear lipgloss on a windy day

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

Me waiting for my phone to connect to my car's Bluetooth so I can start driving

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[meg🩰🫶🏼🫧🥐 @megliz0]

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[Among the Wildflowers @deaflibertarian]

Owning a pet does not make you a mother.

I said what I said.

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

"As a man-"

[Zara @zaracraves]

this is why shampoo has instructions

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

You can tell when a coworker doesn’t have a life outside of work.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Ore-Ida is releasing dinosaur-shaped tater tots to tap into the "cross-generational love of dinosaurs"

It features Tyrannosaurus rex, Triceratops, and Brontosaurus

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.