At the doctor for a checkup
Doc: how many drinks do you have when u drink?
Me: idk 3-4
Doc: you know that is considered binge drinking
Me: lol at what school.... northwestern
“VICE went woke”, “VICE used to be edgy”: Here are just a few of the reports I worked on in the past few years (including this year). In no particular order:
Russia attacking Poland and maybe starting WWIII trending lower than Taylor Swift fans mad Ticketmaster isn’t letting them buy presale is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.