Safelite Repair

she/they international anime interpretation champion

[Safelite Repair @megoobe]

obsessed with myself

[kristen❤️‍🔥 @marveloustune]

“we survived him once” okay tell that to my dead dad who was a victim of his misinformation regarding covid-19

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Never underestimate the power of freshwater mussels. 💪🏼

[Safelite Repair @megoobe]

Challengers (1887)

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it’s so confusing sometimes to be a

[Safelite Repair @megoobe]

“have you had a hard life cocoa? were you adopted and then orphaned?”

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

Oh grow up

[Safelite Repair @megoobe]

thanks for the life insurance dad I hope you know how much of it is going to your itchy dog

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the boys are snoring in sync

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just found out mom told me the wrong birth time and I’m actually a cancer rising oh my god

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“I only really know Henry VIII because he got bitches”

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@comradetersh

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he’s been there for over an hour

[Safelite Repair @megoobe]

if austin ever goes missing there’s an 80% chance my grandparents took him

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apparently calling him by his government name is now considered a slur

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@bobsredmilf you’d think it’s cause of the college students but it’s actually all the townies dry humping at the peacock

[Safelite Repair @megoobe]

@AustinDries this just reminded me I have the cold brew I made last night

[Safelite Repair @megoobe]

within 30 seconds of each other:
“stop letting the tism win”
“I’m a big advocate of ableism”

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can’t believe I’m living with a man that doesn’t even pay rent

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he has the worst morning breath on the planet