Like Egg but with an M

what the fuck is kombucha

[Like Egg but with an M @megrosecarter]

🌞🌚

[༺☆༻ @atlanticans]

girls want one thing and its the perfect black mini skirt

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

this is how i be feeling when i can’t breathe out of my nose

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Please normalize letting people eat their lunch alone if they want and decompressing for 30 min without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

he's so cute i wanna impregnate him

[liam ✨ @birduniversity]

the silly goose convention called, they asked if you could be their keynote speaker

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

open for business

[Babe @BlissxBabes]

*sends you a spotify link* (sexually)

[lex @sixxelaaa]

im a fake ass coffee drinker i like it sweet af

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Never seen big titties harm anyone

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

[Rach @AdultingADHD @AdultingADHD]

I burnout a lot because I think I’m never doing enough, when in fact I’m pushing myself to the limit

[ig: @dyslexic_daddy @dyslexic_daddyy]

I be like “why is god giving me his hardest battles” and the battle is having to go to work tomorrow

[Mappers @CarolMaps]

A story about crisps in 4 parts

[whalefact @awhalefact]

when i say “bb” i am calling you my baby beluga

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I do not want to be a woman in the work force!!! I want to be a little creature drinking from a creek!!!!!!

[juan @wanrowdy67]

Never let anyone ruin your day. Ruin theirs first.