Megan Weller

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

It’s really hard distancing myself from people.

I’m kidding. I hate people.

[jess @cailluosucks]

2 hours 16 minutes and 43 seconds into self-quarantine:

[JANEE RAE💋 @Still_Bourgeois]

The Coronavirus theme song is a bop! I love my people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[madi @madimcstud]

Disneyland: Closed
NBA: Postponed
MLB: Postponed
Schools: Closed
Classes: Online
Hand Sanitizer: Gone
Stock Market: Crashing
Everything: Cancelled

My work: See you tomorrow 🤪

[Nazeefah @Nazeefah]

COVID-19 helping people realise that some meetings can be emails.

[Megan Weller @megsbean_]

@savingnessa SLAY!!! 🤩

[Megan Weller @megsbean_]

@ashhhjayne Laughing too hard

[brittany b ❁ @BritJayneBell]

my heart is so happy these days and boy does it feel good !!!!

[James @CaucasianJames]

i don’t get how people can say harry potter is fake. like just watch the movies they literally caught everything on film

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

you don't realize how poorly you've been treated in the past until someone comes along and treats you the way you should be treated

[Megan Weller @megsbean_]

I refuse to settle down & buy a house until I find a great full time job that I love

[liz @lizzy_israel]

I need everyone to pick up trash, recycle, buy things in bulk, use reusable bags, reusable cups, biodegradable products, etc. please it’s 2019 we have the resources to change the worlddddd thanks for listening

[Hannah Meyerhoeffer @hannahIee]

this mentality

[l¡v @hrydtj]

people from high school get so bitter when you unfollow them on social media like sorry stacy i haven’t talked to you in 2 yrs and don’t really care to see how you’ve evolved from a bitch to a bitch who works for a pyramid scheme

[Megan Weller @megsbean_]

@skemdog_ I just want to say how you’re my hero bc you get straight A’s in science courses & meanwhile you’re still smoking weed 🤯

[Dooley noted @racheldooley10]

Unpopular opinion: Kanye’s music isn’t good enough for him to be this annoying

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

santa: what do you want for christmas ?

me: $100,000 to pay off my student loans, an apartment, a real job, and a will to live

santa:

me: *crying* please

[reesie @reesxe]

If I have a medical emergency don’t U DARE call an ambulance y’all better uber my ass to the hospital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon