megan !!

Dear Jason Bateman, I am so sorry for saying you have a punchable face.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

truly with all the love in my heart he is giving grandpa who ate paint

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

KAITLAN COLLINS: So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted?

JD VANCE: Yes

COLLINS: Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6. (May 2024) @atrupar

[crittur @miwwmiu]

In 2026 I’m going to be beautiful and have fun

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

They think you're stupid or have amnesia.
https://t.co/YbS3A8f1fR

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

THIS YOU? STUPID BITCH!!

[megan !! @megsbemis]

I think it should be illegal to have your phone on speaker while listening to hold music in public and you should be executed if you do so

[megan !! @megsbemis]

@vnessgirl On my way babes

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

Oh its me Steve Jobs. I'm in Heaven now! so sorry I died.

[lane @lezance]

i always felt so bad for her. this looks irreversible and painful.

[zane* @zaneugh]

The Life Of A Showgirl

[megan !! @megsbemis]

@hotpissers2 Yes ma’am 🫡

[megan !! @megsbemis]

I can’t explain it but this would be Peter Griffin’s junk …

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is like applauding a grown man for being able to wipe their behind.

Not exactly a vote of confidence

[megan !! @megsbemis]

Just got rejected from another job

[megan !! @megsbemis]

I love telling my dog “brb” ha like her ass is gonna say “kk” !!

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

SpongeBob taught me passion