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You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. ~C.S. Lewis

[megan @megskye7]

Me: "I just don't like pound cake, I would rather have chocolate cake"
My mom: "That's what the liberal media would have you believe"

[sadie @tropicdnp]

If I was on a tribe with Kilby and Eric while Lewis is dying in a boat I would pull a Rob and give myself a devastating foot injury #survivor #survivor51

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

I might get hate for this but i feel like the handle on the maple syrup bottle could be just a little bit bigger

[brooke @emptyreels]

never seen widow’s bay but i doubt it’s funnier than HACKS

[Marisa Went Insane @RamsonMars]

Starting The Rehearsal so the Elizabeth Holmes doc isn't my first ever Fielder and I'm not cold-clocked by whatever the fuck his deal is

[Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach]

not surprising given his legacy of hookups

[None @none_ofbusiness]

honestly a goat using his oversized horns as a rocking chair is genuinely peak character design

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

That first pitch was divine

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

🤝

[gus t.t. showbiz @dotemylove]

yo i was SHOCKED when i found out people i knew were partying and drinking and having sex in high school i had no idea. it wasn't on my radar at all i was too busy watching doctor who

[Brett @brett_haffner]

5th Inning ‘Peace Be With You’ was a movie

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

idk how to explain this but thursday, october, and 8:00pm are all the same

[Frankie🪆Fey @frankiefey]

kids these days have NO idea how funny “bob” was. like if your name was bob it was legitimately over for you

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

"I'd rather see my face aging than a face that doesn't belong to me at all" - Cameron Diaz

[Brian Cohen @CohenBrian_]

We used to be a proper country #Survivor50

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[StarToomey @StarToomeyy]

One thing about Kamilla my girl gone do tf out a puzzle #Survivor50

[L. @lecieldemiel]

The good old “using people’s eyeglasses to start a fire” trick. EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU CHRISTIAN HUBICKI FOR BRINGING BACK SURVIVOR #Survivor50 #Survivor