Me as a teenager: “M&S is for old people”
Me as a 32 year old: “Bloody love M&S. Their food hall is great, their cafe coffee is delicious and I really like their new summer dress range…” 🤣👍🏼
I’m a huge mental health advocate but you cannot be a dickhead all your life and then pull the mental health card out when people call you out on it. Be a good person and get treated the same it’s as simple as that
“But you can eat pancakes any day of the year!”
No thank you, we shall do the British thing of waiting until the appropriate day, called Pancake Day, upon which we will eat pancakes until sick of pancakes and requiring of no further pancakes for another year.