MK

I complain about the Mets for literally half the year, every year.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you want to Come over and my Dog can bark at you for 15 minutes

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Upton Sinclair:

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

This was literally the week I was going to start eating more lettuce

[em @emilyagain]

Barbecue air and everyone has diarrhea...what a time to be alive

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

“New York summer” I wheeze through my Legionnaires disease induced pneumonia. The sky is orange, my building is about to collapse, I have diarrhea from salad.

[bob appetit @flugenhof]

the problem with AI isn't just that it's ugly and lazy, it's indicative of a culture uncaring about everything. you have to care about something. you have to care about what you're putting out in the world. you have to make effort somewhere so people can perceive it.

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

I met Dr Pepper. THEY'RE a podiatrist.

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

not sure if i had THE diarrhea or a separate, more niche diarrhea that only artists get

[Dave Morelli @DaveMorelli]

TWO guys have MORE home runs than ONE guy!?!?!? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[manny @mannyfidel]

every time I think we're probably being unfair with the Alexi Lalas pile-ons, he drops an insane take like "youth soccer *should* be expensive, actually"

[sav (spirit: missing hatchy) @taramckeOWNED]

just came across the best edit i’ve seen

[noé 🦦⚞•⚟ GRIEVING @thefutureiseky]

i miss the olympics you could just always turn on your tv and some insane shit would be going on

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

yo mad respect to the usmnt for refusing to play this game, class act. 🙏

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I just watched England fucking DIE ON THE FIELD on the ROAD at the TOP OF A MOUNTAIN for their country only to see this team play like SCARED CHILDREN at HOME with a BRIBE ADVANTAGE

[kathy @no1gladionfan]

a little basic but this is my favorite poem. it always makes me happy

[Jack🦇🌙 @hvnlycreature]

how it feels to add books to a free public library, walk to a grocery store, then get a bánh mi for lunch

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I doubt many people are going to read the 55-page report "From Vanity to Insanity: How the White House Cheated the American People Out of Their 250th Birthday" put together by Democratic staff of the House Natural Resources Committee so here's how it ends

[Ernest Dove @ernestdove]

I seriously gotta go back to watching the Mets after this Cabo Verde Argentina masterpiece?

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

i’ll throw on the world cup in the background while I clean my house and an hour later I am crying for my second homeland of cape verde