meggo

[floptimus prime ribᵀᴹ @FireBeets]

mike "the situation" wazowski

[🔪 @Dravenn_]

my friend said she can’t hangout this week bc she just gave birth?? u have known the baby 1 day and me 13 years but ok

[Chanty Beluga @itschantybeluga]

“look who decided to come out of their room!”

[Dan @dannah__montana]

Go read the first word of all my tweets

[Calleigh @calleighmcgin]

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

[Grave Dugan @gdugani14]

he wouldn’t have let it get this bad

[jake @HoungSheldon]

Get rid of Greek life at all colleges and replace it with Italian life. every chapter is named after a deli meat

[Alex Iosiovich @Alex_Iosiovich]

A story in three parts.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

teenage babysitters have better de-escalation skills than these armed cops in full riot gear.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

My ass, the thickiest. My toks, the tickiest.

[. @empurify]

I haven’t felt fly like a g6 lately

[meggo @megwilliams927]

@miaovallee felt this