megan ⛅️

body type: Indian Runner Duck 💫 she/her

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

WAIT

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

this is insane

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

“I’ll show you my resume, it’s a tiktok”

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

@taylornation13 stop!!! I am so mad at you!!!!

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

Kid #1: “Criminal Minds is better than Heartstopper”
Kid #2: “that is such a heterosexual thing for you to say”

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

“the amount of time we have to spend, as humans, in bathrooms, is ridiculous. it’s a scam.”

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

me, a high school teacher, panicking on urban dictionary during my lunch trying to figure out what I said that made everyone lose their minds last period

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

@ZaraRahim HUH?!?!!!??????

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

@UberEats WHAT #SuperBowl

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

moving into my new apartment tomorrow @DrewAfualo PLEASE come for a sleepover PLEASE i am begging u

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

god’s end goal with adam and eve was the lager and soft pretzel combination send tweet

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

I really be saying okie dokie.

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

catching a glimpse of your reflection in the faucet as you’re brushing your teeth is really very humbling

[°•° Erika°•° @hey__erika]

@notcapnamerica

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

does anyone else feel like bathroom sink water tastes better than all other water

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

5 minute crafts has to be joking by now

[your favorite. @theefinessa]

I’m big on pronouncing people’s names the way they’re intended. Idc if there are 20 letters from the alphabet, teach me how to pronounce your name.

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

@emma_gherardi turn ur fucking account off private so i can retweet some of us need to be preceded by this information

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

@InMyFeeleyings meg I’m dying this is so on brand

[megan ⛅️ @megzee_99]

ok someone must know. what is in onion dip. I never crave it, I never even think about it but the second I start eating it? I become someone, something, else. that stuff makes me go feral. why.