mary elizabeth ♐️

AL ☆ Foodie ☆ Livin’ like Larry

[mary elizabeth ♐️ @meh0023]

Being a working adult means realizing that you took your freedom during college years for granted.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

I knew a lot of men hated women, but I didn't realize how many women hated women.

[sylvia @lovergrl2002]

welcome to America.

[💖 @twaniimals]

mood

[katie’s version 🪩 eras premiere 🫶🏻 @opaqueswiftie]

I need the girlies to back me up on this I DO NOT UNDERSTAND how men can spend HOURS with their friends & come back with 0 tea. or worse, major tea, 0 details/explanation. “I didn’t ask.” “We didn’t talk about that.” WHAT DID YOU DO FOR THREE HOURS AFTER YOUR FRIEND DROPS THAT 💣

[𝒻. @300moods]

flower embroidered jeans 👖🌻

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Working 5 days a week for 2 days off is a big part of why most workers are miserable

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

California will officially ban Skittles and other candies from the state starting 2027 as Governor Gavin Newsom signed bill AB 418, also known as The California Food Safety Act.

The bill targets food products that contain the substances brominated vegetable oil, potassium bromate, propylparaben or red dye 3. Red dye 3 is found in Skittles and other confectionaries like PEZ, Hot Tamales and Dubble Bubble gum, while brominated vegetable oil is normally concocted in citrus soft drinks.

[James Dator @James_Dator]

Ooooh who on the Cowboys is Chris Christie dating?!

[AGD. @TheLexGabrielle]

If dinner is at 8, I need to be ready by 7:30, which mean I need to start my makeup at 6:30, and be showered by 6, which means I need to be done picking an outfit by 5:30, so I need to be home and in position no later than 4:30. Gotta work backwards, and now that’s a whole day 💀

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

[Jimmy Chestnut @Aubfather]

I live in Alabama, and I have never once in my life seen a Safeway

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

To avoid disappointment, take people exactly as they are, instead of idealizing about what you wish they would be.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

A soul-to-soul connection is worth the wait. Soulmates aren't just lovers, they're friends too. Your soulmates will recognize you, befriend you, support you, love you, align with you, heal with you and grow with you. They'll see your flaws and still think you are fucking fabulous

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

The real flex is teaching your boundaries to be stronger than your soft heart. Be kind but take no shit.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

When you're trying to keep a positive attitude but life keeps testing you...