Molly Henderson

Cats, software, tasteful emoji usage, and @hire_olive. But like, mostly cats. 😸

[Molly Henderson @meh44]

@Rainmaker1973 Fz b

[Adelaide @ADHDelaide]

If I'm attracted to you and you're not neurodivergent... I have news for you lol

[Jessica Kerr @jessitron]

This new pin is very me

From https://t.co/Z6qtskAAPj

[Mave @MavenofHonor]

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

“Yep.”
- me trying my hardest to make small talk

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

A fun prank is to be nice to people and try to spread joy and happiness your whole life and when you’re in the hospital about to pass on just look at your loving family and be like “psyche, it was a prank bro” and then die

[Molly Henderson @meh44]

@IllusoryIsaac U MONSTER

[Molly Henderson @meh44]

I was wondering how I got Les Miserables stuck in my head but then

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

A hot dog's a sandwich, but pizza's not pie
I swear to God it's on this hill that I'll die
So buckle in folks this one's gonna be long
But shit this important requires a song

[vicki @vboykis]

LADIES, imagine this, it's 15 years from now — you finally cleaned your dataset and are prepared to train a neural net on it, only to find out that no one uses neural nets anymore, not since the Uprisings.

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

I wish there were a universal signal for when you meet another woman & need to say, "I'm not being quiet because I hate you, I'm being quiet because I wanna be your friend so bad & I don't trust whatever weird shit I'm gonna say to not instantly ruin that."

[Tal Waterhouse @iiTalW]

People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

"Are you going to make your deadline?"

"No. I never do."

"Then why have one?"

"So I know when to switch from stress to resignation."

[NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i]

Police: Ohio man attacked woman, hit her with pizza https://t.co/jxiw8NPMcN

[Molly Henderson @meh44]

@M_burnside Alternatively you can change your name to have a 'T' last name

[Zilla @GoodZiIIa]

[date]

me: *don't let her know how awkward you are*

her: nice weather

me: thanks

[Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane]

This program won at Tic-Tac-Toe by figuring out how to remotely crash its opponents' computers, causing them to forfeit.