🪩 meggo 🪩

hairstylist. educator. former chicagoan. current mommy. working on my night cheese. she/her. everyday, you get a little better at being you.

[🪩 meggo 🪩 @mehfly]

Haha it's ya girl

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Why am I here on election night of all nights

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[🪩 meggo 🪩 @mehfly]

Hell is a natural peanut butter that never gets stirred up.

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Saying “that’s what they called me in high school” is the mid-thirties version of adding “in my pants” to the end of a sentence.

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Washing Mannequins https://t.co/MolfXgMZpk via @YouTube

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Forget your star sign, what’s the song that made you aware of They Might Be Giants? I’m pretty sure it was Istanbul but the one about the sun is also up there. @tmbg

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My summer with music is going to be so amazing

[Beach Bunny @BeachBunnyMusic]

new track “Vertigo” is dropping June 17th ♥️

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Watch out Twitter, I’m back with a vengeance and I’m passing the vengeance directly onto youuuuuuuuuuuu

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Why dads gotta be so loud when they stretch/sneeze/cough/exist

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These zoomers making the fashion at target just made me buy a denim skirt - like what, am I going to vespers after pool day at church camp??? This is a very niche tweet for a niche group.

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

I'm putting together a team...

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@dago_tee you’ve been dropping these ideals since you were a 19yo baby who would spit acid if someone looked at you wrong

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@goodjobsteph93 Hims just smilin

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@dago_tee If you’re anti ribbons and bows you’re anti-woman YEAH I SAID IT

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@goodjobsteph93 Happy birthday!!!!!!!!

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@eyyohbee I agree so much. “Guys I will not gatekeep- I have to put you onto something” is it the Stanley dupe. Is it the split end cutter. Is it the everything bag. Is it the shadow work journal. Is it the-

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@fearmyaxe This was like your phone background or something once

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@fearmyaxe Some schmuck

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@goodjobsteph93 But I, someone you don’t actually know irl, would miss you 😶