Melanie Wright

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space... Les Dawson 1931-1993

[alan rusbridger @arusbridger]

Extraordinary story in @NYTimes: Rupert Murdoch is locked in a secret legal battle with three of his children to give son Lachlan complete control of the empire after his death, preserving it as a conservative force. Succession on steroids. https://t.co/2b321BS3iE

[Melanie Wright @mel_melwriting]

Bandit seagull tries to outwit a squirrel but fails miserably despite using nonchalant tactics and a crow as a decoy #Bournemouth #Nature #Wildlife

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Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study | Plastics | The Guardian https://t.co/77cO3Qyd00

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@GWmag

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@CSmiles_News I once heard a boarding gate staff member refer to ‘the slightly smarter’ and ‘middle majority’ as, gate lice 😲

[Melanie Wright @mel_melwriting]

@DreyfusJames I’m just leaving my bio here for you to chuckle over 😆

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

The UK’s neglected towns have become a haven for criminals while residents try to retain local pride – and police are all but powerless.

🖊️ @Anoosh_C
https://t.co/uB6GcOmPMv

[Melanie Wright @mel_melwriting]

Go by rail, by road

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First Banksy I’ve seen in real life. Makes you feel quite awed 😁

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@BoyGeorge You have a healthy soul, George 💚

[Tadhg Fleming @tadhgfleming_]

Here is the longer & original version of me shoving my fadder into a balloon 🤣💚☘️

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@gilescoren I feel bloated just reading your dining experience at Otto’s. Thoroughly enjoyed every mouthful of your words 10/10 👍

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@PintSizedFarmer Name them after your favourite, or all the sweets you can think of! 🍫🍬

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@FrazHoehle They’re all proper stunning. Really neat work. One question, how do you decide who gets the job of lugging all those huge tiles upstairs? 🤣

[Melanie Wright @mel_melwriting]

@comelybank I moved into a house with a huge garden and a friend hosted a garden party for the @gwtorg which he’d supported for many years. A Nepalese restaurant provided the food and we raised a fortune from a raffle. My dad (RIP) was a former Royal Engineer and respected them enormously 👏

[Melanie Wright @mel_melwriting]

@NickiDonohoe Stumblin’ in - original by Suzi Quatro and Chris Norman, or the cover version by CYRIL 👍

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@carnivoremax The credentials of the chef!

[Melanie Wright @mel_melwriting]

To see the girls celebrating the first ‘win’ in #TheApprentice you’d be forgiven for thinking they’d succeeded in providing an acceptable value for money service, which they hadn’t. All those brains, in both teams, is no wonder this country talks the talk but can’t walk the walk

[Melanie Wright @mel_melwriting]

@fryuppolice Watch out for them mermaids 🧜‍♀️🌊🚛