💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀

Trying to make sense of it all and failing. Mum of boys. Passionate about Mental Health. Heavy metal and cake fuelled. Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. She/her.

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@fesshole Etiquette wise, it is perfectly acceptable to pick up lamb cutlets and eat them with your fingers. That's why they are prepared with the pared bone at the end. You were right, they were wrong 💪

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@Midge1415 That's a follow from me! Hello!

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@joetracini I've missed your face, Joe! Sorry it's been shit, I hope the feeling a bit better progresses to feeling a lot better soon.
Concentrate on you because you're important, loved and needed. Much love x

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@TheTweetOfGod

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@nic_loves_metal I'm not here much these days but as I've popped in by chance, I just thought I'd wave and say hello x

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@TheRedQueen_Bee That must have been bloody terrifying! I'm so sorry you've been through such a trauma but very glad you're home and on the mend. Big hugs and hope you feel much better very soon xx

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@fesshole Seems reasonable if you got the job of doing it all.

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@MartinSLewis FIrst job was washing dishes. I earned £6.74 a week (paid weekly). I'd been saving to buy a record (the record shop owner had put it by for me), so my first pay packet was added to what I had so I could buy Too Low For Zero by Elton John. I treasure it to this day ❤️

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@AnnieBannister We're okay but I feel so cross for the families with little kids. The delay may have been avoidable but the failure to provide support, supplies and information is entirely avoidable! Thanks Annie x

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

Well @easyJet you've outdone yourself this evening. 10.20pm flight delayed to 1.40am. You say its not your fault, but Gatwick's but where are your ground staff here in Alicante? Mums with babies, and no access to supplies, small children sleeping on floors, zero information 1/2

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@NickyAACampbell Yes, always this.

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@JudgeDewie I despair. Love to you tonight while you remember them x

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@1StevieKilner

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@Repealist_ Took me about a month but then I was up and at it full energy again. You're young and more importantly determined; I'm pretty sure you've got this!

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@Repealist_ To be fair, I managed with paracetamol post surgery for a burst appendix and peritonitis Maybe we're both just actual nails. Wishing you a speedy recovery. Take care of yourself.

[💀☠👻Meliora👻☠💀 @mel_shad]

@nic_loves_metal I'm so very sorry for your loss. Our big lad is 21 and we are dreading the day. I hope the memories eventually make the pain feel a little lighter. Big hugs x